He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He….

Totally loves me.

A few days before Valentine’s day, I posted this picture on Facebook.

While Craig protested to this exact style he agreed to a smallish inverted heart in the middle of his chest.  I grabbed the Sally Hansen Simple Spa wax kit before he could change his mind.  Or sober up.

Even though the results aren’t exactly pinworthy, in my world, waxing IS sexy night.

After you admire my handy work and apply aloe to your tender parts just because…..

You CAN see the heart, right?

You should totally read my post at Aiming Low this week or guest post over at The Spit Up Chronicles.   Neither of which have anything to do with hair removal.  I know you can never unsee Craig’s hair heart, but maybe with time, you can forget.

21 Responses to He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He….
  1. Jess
    February 16, 2012 | 10:20 pm

    That’s a brave man

  2. Jennifer
    February 16, 2012 | 10:21 pm

    Hair heart!!! Scrapbook worthy!

  3. thinkellen
    February 17, 2012 | 1:45 am

    Ewwwwwww LOL. This is ridiculous! Reminds me of the story of the Warlock’s Hairy Heart by J.K. Rowling…

  4. Kristin
    February 17, 2012 | 4:57 am

    That is sexy night. I’m gonna see if I can sign Ken up.

  5. Pop
    February 17, 2012 | 6:06 am

    All I could think of while reading this post is:

    KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!

  6. Eva Gallant
    February 17, 2012 | 7:23 am

    Well, if that isn’t true love….I don’t know what is!

  7. LindySez
    February 17, 2012 | 8:47 am

    That is love for sure…although I think the artist needs some lessons…Hope you had a great Valentine’s day… (wink)

  8. Arnebya
    February 17, 2012 | 10:31 am

    You must henceforth and forevermore NEVER EVER FOREVER question that man’s love for you. Also, ouch.

  9. Ali
    February 17, 2012 | 10:41 am

    That’s awesome. I should tell you about the time Jeff got drunk and slathered Sally Hansen depilatory all over his chest without reading the directions. Left it on for 30 minutes and burnt the hell out of his nipples. Good times.

  10. KLZ
    February 17, 2012 | 11:23 am

    At first I thought you wanted him to grow butt length hair which seemed mean to ask of a bald man

  11. Kimberly
    February 17, 2012 | 1:39 pm

    I don’t even want to know what creations you come up with for your vagina hair.
    Ps. Spit up Chronicle link doesn’t work.

  12. Kim Pugliano
    February 17, 2012 | 3:09 pm

    He’s sexy and he knows it.

  13. Missy | Literal Mom
    February 17, 2012 | 6:57 pm

    That’s sweet and gross and funny – all at once. Oh – did I just define a marriage? ;)

  14. Sandra
    February 17, 2012 | 7:35 pm

    He really loves you! Wish he had hair on his head so you could have tested just how much. I think true love means allowing your partner to wax any shape onto any body part.

  15. Carrie
    February 18, 2012 | 6:17 am

    Craig is closing in on Hank.

    I think this kinda makes me love him.

    In a very you-keep-him-he’s-yours-just-let-me-love-him-from-afar kind of way.

  16. Flawless Mom
    February 18, 2012 | 7:25 am

    Completely speechless. Trying to piece together the thought, followed by the actual waxing. How did this not get stopped somewhere along the way?? Oh, I know! LOVE. LOVE made this happen. That’s a good man you got there. Weird, but good.

  17. Galit Breen
    February 18, 2012 | 1:04 pm

    Oh yes, he *does* love you. Like a lot! :)

  18. julie gardner
    February 20, 2012 | 12:52 pm

    So.

    Now that it’s been a week…
    How bad does he itch?

  19. Not a Perfect Mom
    February 21, 2012 | 9:47 am

    he must really love you…
    or been piss ass drunk…
    either way, I’m making my hubs do that next year…oh yes, I am…

  20. Tonya
    February 27, 2012 | 2:26 pm

    He must really love you!

  21. Erin I'm Gonna Kill Hom
    March 5, 2012 | 8:10 pm

    I shaved ‘Poppy’ into my leg hair.

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