Google Analytics are Scary
Update: 3/14/2013 Even after posting this originally in January of 2012, I still didn’t know what the hell I was doing with Google Analytics and SEO. FINALLY, I found someone who could explain it to me so I could understand it.
I have seen blog posts before hi-lighting some of the stranger phrases entered in Master Google to get to their blogs. Usually they were off the cuff, but at least a little funny. I have to admit that in nearly two years of blogging I didn’t know how to find the information. A part of me would like to go back to not knowing because it freaks me out to think of all these sickos landing on the pages I think responsible for most of the hits.
Though I have used all of those words separately, only a few were used as phrases. A very high percentage clicked off immediately as I can imagine my content isn’t spank bank worthy. I am grateful to Liz Jostes at Eli Rose* for teaching me how to choose the keywords to submit to search engines so I never have to look at a list like this again:
Do you feel like taking a shower after reading those? Me too.
*Just info, since the words are in an image they’re not searchable so I’m not ending up with a bigger problem through this post. Right, Liz?
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