Waterpik Toothbruch with Sonicare Technology
Yes, Waterpik sent us a complimentary toothbrush with Sonicare Technology. This is good news considering I have no more money after paying for Sophie’s extensive orthodontia. I can’t entirely blame Rat Bastard for her funky teeth as that was definitely a tag team genetic effort. However, I am glad she has a new Waterpik Sonic toothbrush to keep her cavity free and shiny white. It totally distracts from an unfortunate case of acne.
My disclosure on this post pertains to eyerolls. No permanent damage was sustained in the filming of this video. Thank you for your concern.
Poppy
Poppy is a runner, writer, and mother of 3 children ranging in ages from 5 to 14. By day she's shuttling teenagers to the mall or someone to a birthday party in between Costco trips. She may not have had a pedicure in 5 years, but she still makes time for moms night out, girls nights in, or local PDX events with good friends. Recovery from fun nights out include a healthy lifestyle of marathon training, triathlon training, and lean eating. Parenthood can be messy, but Poppy always manages to find the funny under the snot.
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A star in the making…and she's beautiful!
As I read this, all I could hear was "I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth…"
I don't know if that was intentional, but Willow Smith is alive and well in your teeth.
Yep, I'm totally with Sara. And it is STUCK in my head, ya bitch.
That kid of yours, though – she's damn cute.
OH YAY!
Getting braces off is so freakin' awesome.
I was already a sophomore in high school before I got rid of my metal.
So Sophie's going to action a lot sooner than I did.
Maybe.
p.s. Just kidding mama. I'm sure you raised her right. She said "stupid" just like I did when I was her age.
I totally was. Glad I could pass that shit on.
Teeth brushing has never looked quite so, well…glamorous.
She's a cutie-face!
I'm going to refrain from resorting to my usual waterpik rant. Let's just leave it at – you could have had another. Although Hank may drown.