WTF Hank, WTF?
This was our toilet. This was Hank's Yo-Yo.
Hank threw up all over his bed last night. It is related to this picture in that I spent all day yesterday telling Hank every 30 seconds that only pee, poop, and toilet paper can be flushed down the toilet. It came back to bite me in the ass last night when Hank told me he didn't think throw up could go in the toilet.
Poppy
Poppy is a runner, writer, and mother of 3 children ranging in ages from 5 to 14. By day she's shuttling teenagers to the mall or someone to a birthday party in between Costco trips. She may not have had a pedicure in 5 years, but she still makes time for moms night out, girls nights in, or local PDX events with good friends. Recovery from fun nights out include a healthy lifestyle of marathon training, triathlon training, and lean eating. Parenthood can be messy, but Poppy always manages to find the funny under the snot.
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I don't understand what that photo is. But it scares me none the less.
It was a toilet. Perhaps I should post the video of the smashing to find the prize. Hank flushed a freaking yo-yo.
Ack! Sounds like a very, very long night. And stupid kids, deciding to follow directions, only when it most inconveniences us.
Doesn't even look like you can make a planter out of it
Ha Ha! We do live in the Battle Ground!
Poor Hank, Poor you. What a time for him to follow directions so closely!
The one times he actually listens to his Mom, Kids will be kids
Hank's smart. I wouldn't want to disobey you either.
Speaking of toilets…
Yesterday my 3 year old took a massive trophy dump and plugged the toilet.
Best part: My husband got shit water on his face while trying to plunge it.
Epic.
Oh. No. *Shudders*
Gotta love how literal kids are! At least he didn't try to challenge you by testing smaller objects.
Hahahaha!!! Hilarious how LITERAL he took you.
It's posts like this that make me wonder the obvious question:
Why ISN'T there a toilet on my porch?
(Although we did have one in the side yard for months. Three years ago. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Who knew Charles Dickens was talking about toilets?)
My neighbors needed a new toilet last spring. Yes, the Jew Half posed himself for pictures in the front yard, pants down, reading the paper. I'm sort of jealous I've never had a toilet hanging around outside my house.
Kids are awesome, but then again you already know that. Did you read my post today? I'm pretty sure it's right up your alley after seeing this…
OMG that is HYSTERICAL!!!
And I thought it was just bad that my son throws his fave pillow into the toilet every now and then.
OMG I hope he is feeling better.
ARGH. When they're literal like that it makes me want to pull my hair out.
Sorry he yacked though. Hope he feels better!
Remember the other day you were asking if he was messing with you? I think this proves it.
Hank is just there to keep you honest. Well, you and Jesus [who does NOT like raisins, by the way].
Oh dear. Wonder what he'll put in there next? Do keep us posted…